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18 things that are common in Women and Computers

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Women are different from males in many ways, and when I compare a woman to a computer, I’m referring to this specific uniqueness or certain features. Please don’t take offence; it’s meant to make you laugh.

  • A lady, like a computer, is more expensive than you anticipated.
  • A lady resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you expected it will.
  • After a while, you can’t imagine not having both your computers and your women.
  • Computers are similar to women in that once you become attached to them and can’t live without them, you realise that one isn’t enough.
  • Like some ladies, some computers serve a large number of people.
  • If you know the right code, you can do wonders with both by softly using your fingers.
  • They may turn off if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes.
  • The person who runs her, like a computer, has more privileges than anyone else who is just operating her.
  • When there are electrical short-circuits, they switch you off, and you can’t always get back to where you were before the short-circuit.
  • They are usually available and receptive late at night, but it is much better when they are available and receptive early in the morning.
  • Just when you think you’ve convinced them that they’ll do what you want, they go off and do something else.
  • Just one thing you can say about their future is that they will behave in an unpredictable manner.
  • Computers, like women, have a new model launched every year that is younger, more advanced and offers more features.
  • A woman is similar to a computer in that you are content with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, you are certain that you want what they have.
  • Women are similar to computers in that no matter how much you develop and invest in them, they only improve for a short period of time before returning to their former speed.
  • Ladies are like computers in that a new application comes out every day promising to revolutionise your knowledge and usage of them, but after paying a lot of money, you learn that none of them operates better than the old one you had.
  • Women are like computers in that you always want what others have and they want what you have, but you can’t switch, even if it’s just for a day.
  • Women are similar to computers in that once you have them, you know they are the greatest. However, as the days pass, you begin to question why you were not provided with a replacement note.

 

Please note that this is not an article intended to diminish or diminish the importance of women in our society. The following is written solely for humour. These are purely for the sake of amusement.

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Bomb Threats to Mumbai-Ahmedabad Flight and Airport Spark Panic; No Explosives Found

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Panic gripped authorities on Wednesday afternoon after Navi Mumbai Police received two separate bomb threats. One caller claimed that a bomb had been planted on a flight from Mumbai to Ahmedabad, while the other warned of a blast at Mumbai’s international airport scheduled for 6:30 p.m.

The calls were received between 2:00 p.m. and 2:30 p.m., prompting immediate action from security agencies. The aircraft mentioned in the threat and various areas of the airport were thoroughly searched. Fortunately, no suspicious objects or explosives were found during the checks.

Navi Mumbai Police have treated the threats as serious hoaxes meant to spread fear and disrupt public order. An FIR has been registered under relevant sections of the Bharatiya Nyaya Sanhita, which deal with public mischief and causing alarm.

Investigators have already traced the phone numbers used to make the threatening calls and are working to identify and locate the individuals responsible. While no arrests have been made yet, the police have confirmed that a detailed probe is underway.

Authorities have assured the public that all safety protocols were followed and that air travel operations were not significantly affected.

The incident highlights the growing concern over fake threats, which not only cause public panic but also strain emergency response resources. Security forces remain on high alert, and further updates are expected as the investigation progresses.

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With Raksha Bandhan just around the corner, markets in Navi Mumbai are witnessing a new trend—Labubu-themed rakhis. Inspired by the popular character from the Vietnamese digital art brand The Monsters, these quirky rakhis are becoming a hit among all age groups.

Labubu, known for its small body, big eyes, and unique expression, has gained widespread popularity on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok. Originally appearing in animated clips and toy collections, the character has now found its way onto rakhis, making it the latest festive fashion statement.

Local vendors say demand for Labubu rakhis has skyrocketed, with many already selling out or accepting pre-orders. “More than half of our stock is gone, and customers are still asking for more,” said Bharat Rajpurohit, a rakhi seller.

Priced between Rs 200 and Rs 350, these rakhis feature miniature Labubu figures attached to colourful threads. Alongside them, traditional designs made with zari, pearls, peacock feathers, and kundan stones remain available, with prices ranging from Rs 50 to Rs 550. Cartoon-themed rakhis featuring superheroes, unicorns, Minions, and Tom & Jerry also remain favourites among children.

The popularity of Labubu rakhis reflects a growing trend of blending tradition with modern pop culture. As Raksha Bandhan continues to evolve, this year’s celebration is set to showcase a mix of heartfelt rituals and social media-driven style.

Vendors and buyers alike expect Labubu rakhis to remain the season’s top choice, adding a fun and fashionable twist to the age-old festival.

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15-Year-Old Dies After Electrocution at Nerul Railway Station

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A 15-year-old boy, Arav Srivastava from Belapur, tragically died after being electrocuted at Nerul railway station on July 6. The incident occurred when Arav, along with three friends, climbed onto a stationary locomotive out of curiosity.

While exploring the top of the train, Arav’s hand came dangerously close to a high-voltage overhead wire, triggering an arc flash. Though he did not directly touch the wire, the powerful electric discharge caused severe burns over 60–65% of his body, along with serious head injuries. He was immediately rushed to the National Burns Centre in Airoli, where he battled for six days before passing away on July 12.

Initially believed to be an attempt to shoot a social media video, police later clarified that the act was not intended as a stunt or reel but stemmed from innocent curiosity. His friends, identified as Rujhaan Bhandari, Kanishk Debasish Mukerjee, and Manas Vikas Patil, witnessed the incident and are assisting in the ongoing investigation.

The Vashi Government Railway Police (GRP) have registered an accidental death report and are looking into safety lapses at the station. Notably, the spot lacked fencing, warning signs, or staff to prevent such dangerous activity.

The tragedy has raised concerns about the need for better security measures and awareness campaigns at railway stations to prevent such incidents, especially among youth.

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