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18 things that are common in Women and Computers
Women are different from males in many ways, and when I compare a woman to a computer, I’m referring to this specific uniqueness or certain features. Please don’t take offence; it’s meant to make you laugh.
- A lady, like a computer, is more expensive than you anticipated.
- A lady resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you expected it will.
- After a while, you can’t imagine not having both your computers and your women.
- Computers are similar to women in that once you become attached to them and can’t live without them, you realise that one isn’t enough.
- Like some ladies, some computers serve a large number of people.
- If you know the right code, you can do wonders with both by softly using your fingers.
- They may turn off if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes.
- The person who runs her, like a computer, has more privileges than anyone else who is just operating her.
- When there are electrical short-circuits, they switch you off, and you can’t always get back to where you were before the short-circuit.
- They are usually available and receptive late at night, but it is much better when they are available and receptive early in the morning.
- Just when you think you’ve convinced them that they’ll do what you want, they go off and do something else.
- Just one thing you can say about their future is that they will behave in an unpredictable manner.
- Computers, like women, have a new model launched every year that is younger, more advanced and offers more features.
- A woman is similar to a computer in that you are content with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, you are certain that you want what they have.
- Women are similar to computers in that no matter how much you develop and invest in them, they only improve for a short period of time before returning to their former speed.
- Ladies are like computers in that a new application comes out every day promising to revolutionise your knowledge and usage of them, but after paying a lot of money, you learn that none of them operates better than the old one you had.
- Women are like computers in that you always want what others have and they want what you have, but you can’t switch, even if it’s just for a day.
- Women are similar to computers in that once you have them, you know they are the greatest. However, as the days pass, you begin to question why you were not provided with a replacement note.
Please note that this is not an article intended to diminish or diminish the importance of women in our society. The following is written solely for humour. These are purely for the sake of amusement.
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Residents Raise Alarm Over Cigarette Sales to Students
Seawoods residents seek strict action against tobacco sales near educational institutions and public spaces.
The Cigarette Sales
Residents of Sector 25, Seawoods, Nerul, have raised concerns over students allegedly smoking in public places and the suspected sale of cigarettes to minors.
Following repeated complaints, the ward officer and local police conducted a raid at a paan shop on the ground floor of Ambika Heights on the night of September 11. Officials reportedly found cigarette cartons at the shop, but no other illegal intoxicating substances.
Residents said students, reportedly aged between 17 and 22, are frequently seen smoking near Seawoods railway station, the bridge and other public areas. They suspect that a local paan shop may be supplying cigarettes to college students. Prakash Yawalkar, president of the Seawoods Citizens Welfare Association, said students were openly smoking outside the shop, raising concerns among residents and parents.
The association has submitted complaints to the local police, Navi Mumbai Municipal Corporation, mayor, local representatives and the Drug Department. It has urged authorities to strictly enforce the law prohibiting tobacco sales to minors and increase monitoring around schools, colleges and other student gathering points.
Residents said stronger action is needed to prevent tobacco use among young people and ensure that public spaces remain safe and healthy.
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Passengers Face Harassment by Auto Drivers Outside Nerul Station
Complaints of forced rides and illegal parking prompt demand for strict action.
The Drivers
Passengers at Nerul railway station, particularly on the eastern side, are reportedly facing harassment from share-auto drivers. Commuters have alleged that drivers often stand near the station entrance and pressure passengers to take their autos.
Some women passengers have complained that drivers even try to pull them towards their vehicles. Autos are also reportedly being parked at the NMMT bus stop, creating confusion and affecting public transport services. The issue is particularly noticeable among passengers travelling towards Kharghar and Ulwe. Despite complaints to the police and transport authorities, residents claim that the problem continues.
The City and Industrial Development Corporation (CIDCO) has installed a signboard restricting autos from entering the area near the station. However, drivers are allegedly ignoring the restriction. Dilip Amle, president of the Navi Mumbai Rickshaw Drivers and Owners Welfare Association, has written to the Regional Transport Office (RTO) seeking action. He said passengers, especially women travelling towards Ulwe, should not be forced into autos.
Navi Mumbai Deputy Regional Transport Officer Dattatray Sagolkar said that drivers would not be allowed to force passengers into their vehicles. He assured that the area would be inspected and appropriate action would be taken.Passengers and residents have called for a permanent solution involving the RTO, police and NMMT authorities.
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International Flights from Navi Mumbai Airport May Become Cheaper
New landing-charge incentives aim to attract more international airlines and routes to NMIA.
The Concession
International air travel from Navi Mumbai International Airport (NMIA) could become more affordable as authorities introduce incentives aimed at attracting more international airlines and routes.
The Airports Economic Regulatory Authority of India (AERA) has approved a revised tariff plan offering significant concessions on landing charges for airlines that launch new international services from NMIA. Under the plan, airlines starting new international passenger routes will receive a 100% waiver on landing charges during the first year. For routes covering up to 5,000 km, a 50% concession will be available in the second year.
For international routes longer than 5,000 km, airlines will receive a 50% discount in the second year and 25% in the third year. Airlines increasing flight frequency on existing international routes can also receive concessions of up to 75% on landing charges. The incentives extend to international cargo operations as well. Freighter airlines will receive a 90% waiver in the first year and a 50% concession in the second year.
Officials expect the scheme to encourage airlines to introduce more international flights from Navi Mumbai, giving passengers greater choice and potentially helping bring down airfares through increased competition. NMIA is being developed as a major aviation hub, with an initial annual capacity of around 20 million passengers and a planned eventual capacity of up to 90 million passengers.
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