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18 things that are common in Women and Computers
Women are different from males in many ways, and when I compare a woman to a computer, I’m referring to this specific uniqueness or certain features. Please don’t take offence; it’s meant to make you laugh.
- A lady, like a computer, is more expensive than you anticipated.
- A lady resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you expected it will.
- After a while, you can’t imagine not having both your computers and your women.
- Computers are similar to women in that once you become attached to them and can’t live without them, you realise that one isn’t enough.
- Like some ladies, some computers serve a large number of people.
- If you know the right code, you can do wonders with both by softly using your fingers.
- They may turn off if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes.
- The person who runs her, like a computer, has more privileges than anyone else who is just operating her.
- When there are electrical short-circuits, they switch you off, and you can’t always get back to where you were before the short-circuit.
- They are usually available and receptive late at night, but it is much better when they are available and receptive early in the morning.
- Just when you think you’ve convinced them that they’ll do what you want, they go off and do something else.
- Just one thing you can say about their future is that they will behave in an unpredictable manner.
- Computers, like women, have a new model launched every year that is younger, more advanced and offers more features.
- A woman is similar to a computer in that you are content with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, you are certain that you want what they have.
- Women are similar to computers in that no matter how much you develop and invest in them, they only improve for a short period of time before returning to their former speed.
- Ladies are like computers in that a new application comes out every day promising to revolutionise your knowledge and usage of them, but after paying a lot of money, you learn that none of them operates better than the old one you had.
- Women are like computers in that you always want what others have and they want what you have, but you can’t switch, even if it’s just for a day.
- Women are similar to computers in that once you have them, you know they are the greatest. However, as the days pass, you begin to question why you were not provided with a replacement note.
Please note that this is not an article intended to diminish or diminish the importance of women in our society. The following is written solely for humour. These are purely for the sake of amusement.
Around 6:45 a.m. on Sunday, two women were killed in a sad mishap in Vashi when their scooter collided with a car. The driver of the vehicle reportedly left the site of the collision right away, according to the police. When Sanskruti Khokale, 22, arrived to NMMC Hospital in Vashi, he was declared “brought dead.” The 22-year-old pillion rider, Anjali Pandey, passed away while receiving treatment for her terrible injuries.
After finishing a night shift at a BPO in Turbhe MIDC, the two women were headed home. The scooter apparently went into the wrong side of the road at Kopri Bridge, where the collision happened close to the traffic signal. There was a head-on accident between the automobile and the scooter. The automobile driver has been charged with a crime, according to APMC police station Senior Inspector Ajay Shinde. The car’s registration number was recorded by local CCTV, indicating that the owner lives in Dombivli. To find the driver, a police squad has been sent out.
28-Year-Old Jharkhand Labourer Dies After Excavator Falls On Him In Uran.
The Incident
A 28-year-old Jharkhand laborer who was operating an excavator for a living passed tragically when the same machine crashed on top of him. When the tragedy occurred, the deceased, Ajaykumar Mangar Mahto, who is also charged in the case, was operating the excavator away from the trailer.
The excavator was transported to Karan Soneri Phata on Wednesday, which is next to the bridge that connects Uran and Jasai. A trailer was used to transport the excavator. Mahto and the trailer driver had lunch after arriving at the location where a private company for Railways was doing the job. Mahto later got on the excavator to remove it.
When he noticed he was losing the vehicle’s equilibrium while driving it down, he leaped out of the driver’s cabin in the hopes of saving himself. However, the excavator also swung and fell on him, instantly killing him, according to senior police inspector BT Ove of the Nhava Sheva police station.
The tragedy occurred on Wednesday afternoon, and when the police determined that the dead person had been negligent, a formal complaint was filed on Thursday.
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To Combat The Rising Number Of Cases Of Liver Disease, Apollo Hospitals Recently Inaugurated A State-of-the-art Intensive Care Unit
Apollo Hospitals Launches State-Of-The-Art Liver ICU To Combat Rising Liver Disease Cases.
The Launch
Apollo Hospitals Navi Mumbai (AHNM) has unveiled a 12-bedded Liver Intensive Care Unit (ICU), the first of its kind in the Navi Mumbai region, to address the rising cases of liver diseases. The facility offers specialized care for acute liver failure, chronic liver disease management, and post-transplant recovery.
Liver diseases are a significant health challenge in India, accounting for 18.3% of global liver disease-related deaths in 2015. Chronic liver disease (CLD) is a leading cause, driven by factors like alcohol consumption, viral hepatitis (HBV and HCV), and non-alcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD). Over 40 million Indians are infected with hepatitis B, leading to 600,000 deaths annually. Hepatitis C and E, along with NAFLD, further contribute to liver-related fatalities.
Dr. Amey Sonavane, Consultant in Gastroenterology and Hepatology, highlighted the growing demand for liver care, citing poor diets, sedentary lifestyles, and genetic factors. “Liver disease affects 1 in 5 adults in India, and the need for specialized care will continue to rise,” he said.
Dr. Guruprasad Shetty, Lead of HPB and Liver Transplantation Surgery, noted the unique challenges of liver failure, as no machine can replicate liver function. “Our dedicated ICU meets this critical need. With over 215 liver transplants and a 90% success rate, we’re committed to improving outcomes,” he stated.
The Liver ICU features cutting-edge technology, including artificial liver assist devices, renal replacement therapies, and hemodynamic monitoring. Dr. Suvadeep Sen emphasized its strict infection control protocols and 24/7 support services, ensuring high-quality care.
Dr. Akshay Challani highlighted the multidisciplinary approach essential for managing advanced liver diseases, ensuring better survival rates and long-term outcomes. This initiative solidifies AHNM’s position as a leader in liver care.
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