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18 things that are common in Women and Computers
Women are different from males in many ways, and when I compare a woman to a computer, I’m referring to this specific uniqueness or certain features. Please don’t take offence; it’s meant to make you laugh.
- A lady, like a computer, is more expensive than you anticipated.
- A lady resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you expected it will.
- After a while, you can’t imagine not having both your computers and your women.
- Computers are similar to women in that once you become attached to them and can’t live without them, you realise that one isn’t enough.
- Like some ladies, some computers serve a large number of people.
- If you know the right code, you can do wonders with both by softly using your fingers.
- They may turn off if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes.
- The person who runs her, like a computer, has more privileges than anyone else who is just operating her.
- When there are electrical short-circuits, they switch you off, and you can’t always get back to where you were before the short-circuit.
- They are usually available and receptive late at night, but it is much better when they are available and receptive early in the morning.
- Just when you think you’ve convinced them that they’ll do what you want, they go off and do something else.
- Just one thing you can say about their future is that they will behave in an unpredictable manner.
- Computers, like women, have a new model launched every year that is younger, more advanced and offers more features.
- A woman is similar to a computer in that you are content with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, you are certain that you want what they have.
- Women are similar to computers in that no matter how much you develop and invest in them, they only improve for a short period of time before returning to their former speed.
- Ladies are like computers in that a new application comes out every day promising to revolutionise your knowledge and usage of them, but after paying a lot of money, you learn that none of them operates better than the old one you had.
- Women are like computers in that you always want what others have and they want what you have, but you can’t switch, even if it’s just for a day.
- Women are similar to computers in that once you have them, you know they are the greatest. However, as the days pass, you begin to question why you were not provided with a replacement note.
Please note that this is not an article intended to diminish or diminish the importance of women in our society. The following is written solely for humour. These are purely for the sake of amusement.
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Nerul Bus Stops Shifted Ahead of Turbhe Flyover Demolition
NMMT moves stops by 50 metres as authorities prepare traffic arrangements for demolition work.
The Bus Stop
Commuters travelling through Nerul and Turbhe may soon see changes in traffic movement as authorities prepare to demolish the remaining sections of the Turbhe flyover. To minimise inconvenience to passengers, NMMT has shifted the bus stops at Nerul LP by around 50 metres in both directions.
The bus stop for passengers travelling towards Panvel has been moved about 50 metres ahead, while the stop on the Vashi-bound side has also been relocated by a similar distance. New poles have been installed at the revised locations. Drivers and conductors from NMMT’s Turbhe, Asudgaon and Ghansoli depots have been instructed to use the new stops for passenger pick-ups and drop-offs.
The changes come as officials prepare for the demolition of the remaining two sections of the Turbhe flyover. One of the three sections is already undergoing work, while the demolition of the other two could affect traffic between Thane and Vashi. Traffic officials and the Public Works Department are working on an alternative traffic plan, including possible diversions through the Nerul LP underpass. However, the final diversion route and demolition schedule have not yet been announced.
Officials said the remaining sections of the flyover need to be demolished due to structural deterioration. Permissions and other preparations are currently underway.
For regular commuters, the temporary bus-stop shift is expected to be an important change to note as authorities work on the larger traffic management plan.
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Manav Vikas Trust Marks Anniversary with Anand Ashram Initiative
Special play performance in Vashi raises support for a proposed facility bringing senior citizens, orphans and destitute women together.
The Anniversary
The fourth anniversary of Manav Vikas Trust Maharashtra was celebrated at Vishnudas Bhave Natyagruha in Vashi, with a focus on its ambitious Anand Ashram project. The trust organised a special performance of the play Bhumika, featuring well-known actor Sachin Khedekar, to raise financial support for the initiative.
The proposed Anand Ashram aims to bring an old-age home, an orphanage and a shelter for destitute women together under one roof. Instead of keeping these groups separate, the trust wants to create a family-like environment where they can live together with dignity, security and emotional support. Navi Mumbai Municipal Commissioner Dr Kailas Shinde attended the event as the chief guest. Several civic officials, former and serving corporators, social workers and other dignitaries were also present.
As part of its social commitment, the trust donated Rs 1,111 to the Chief Minister’s Relief Fund for people affected by drought-like conditions. The amount was handed over to Commissioner Shinde through a cheque. The trust also launched a cloth-bag distribution drive to promote a plastic-free Maharashtra. Trust secretary Vikas Manik said the Anand Ashram is planned in Pali, Raigad, where the organisation has already purchased land. The project is expected to cost around Rs 3–4 crore and is targeted for completion within three years.
The facility is planned to provide healthcare support for senior citizens, education for orphaned children and financial and educational assistance for women. The trust hopes to create a peaceful, inclusive space where people can live as one extended family.
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Navi Mumbai Airport Connectivity Projects Ready, Awaiting Inauguration
New roads and bridges to connect Belapur, Ulwe, Panvel and Khandeshwar with the airport.
The Inauguration
Several key roads and bridges built to improve connectivity to Navi Mumbai International Airport are ready for use but are still awaiting their official inauguration. The new network is expected to provide smoother access to the airport from Belapur, Ulwe, Panvel, Khandeshwar and Karanjade. It will also offer alternative routes for motorists and help reduce pressure on the Sion-Panvel Highway.
One of the important routes will connect Kalamboli Junction through National Highway 548 to the airport’s cargo entrance. The route is also expected to make it easier for container traffic travelling between JNPA and the airport’s cargo facilities.
CIDCO has developed the SBR-9 route to connect the northern side of the airport with the wider road network. A 60-metre-wide bridge has also been constructed near the cargo entrance, while other bridges provide connections towards Khandeshwar railway station and the Karnala Sports Academy area. The road and bridge projects have involved an estimated investment of around Rs 813 crore. Once opened, they are expected to reduce travel time by around 30 minutes on some routes.
Although construction work has been completed, safety inspections and other formalities are still underway. CIDCO officials said the routes will be opened to the public after the necessary procedures and inauguration are completed. For residents and future airport users, the opening of these links is expected to make reaching the new airport considerably more convenient.
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