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18 things that are common in Women and Computers

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Women are different from males in many ways, and when I compare a woman to a computer, I’m referring to this specific uniqueness or certain features. Please don’t take offence; it’s meant to make you laugh.

  • A lady, like a computer, is more expensive than you anticipated.
  • A lady resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you expected it will.
  • After a while, you can’t imagine not having both your computers and your women.
  • Computers are similar to women in that once you become attached to them and can’t live without them, you realise that one isn’t enough.
  • Like some ladies, some computers serve a large number of people.
  • If you know the right code, you can do wonders with both by softly using your fingers.
  • They may turn off if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes.
  • The person who runs her, like a computer, has more privileges than anyone else who is just operating her.
  • When there are electrical short-circuits, they switch you off, and you can’t always get back to where you were before the short-circuit.
  • They are usually available and receptive late at night, but it is much better when they are available and receptive early in the morning.
  • Just when you think you’ve convinced them that they’ll do what you want, they go off and do something else.
  • Just one thing you can say about their future is that they will behave in an unpredictable manner.
  • Computers, like women, have a new model launched every year that is younger, more advanced and offers more features.
  • A woman is similar to a computer in that you are content with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, you are certain that you want what they have.
  • Women are similar to computers in that no matter how much you develop and invest in them, they only improve for a short period of time before returning to their former speed.
  • Ladies are like computers in that a new application comes out every day promising to revolutionise your knowledge and usage of them, but after paying a lot of money, you learn that none of them operates better than the old one you had.
  • Women are like computers in that you always want what others have and they want what you have, but you can’t switch, even if it’s just for a day.
  • Women are similar to computers in that once you have them, you know they are the greatest. However, as the days pass, you begin to question why you were not provided with a replacement note.

 

Please note that this is not an article intended to diminish or diminish the importance of women in our society. The following is written solely for humour. These are purely for the sake of amusement.

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With Chants Of “Pudhchya Varshi Lavkar Ya,” Panvel bids Goodbye to Ganapati Bappa

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Panvel locals said a tearful goodbye to their beloved Ganapati Bappa on Sunday, wishing him to return early the following year, as the joyous sounds of Ganesh Chaturthi reverberated throughout the city (pudhchya varshi lavkar ya). The community was heavily involved in the 1.5-day immersion, which got underway on Saturday with “Ganpati Bappa Morya” shouts.

This year, 89 specified locations were enabled by the Panvel Municipal Corporation, with oversight from Municipal Commissioner Mangesh Chitale.

This comprised 48 man-made ponds with distinct pools for Shadu clay and plaster of Paris (POP) Ganpati’s in addition to 41 natural immersion places. The locations have all the necessary amenities, including Nirmalya Kalash, stage setups, electrical systems, CCTV, and security personnel.

At 5 p.m., the immersion procedure began, and it lasted until 11 p.m. Department representatives, including Commissioner Chitale, kept a careful eye on the planning and administration.

Commendably, five unique ‘Nirmalya Raths,’ as proposed by Deputy Commissioner Dr. Vaibhav Vidhate, were set up to gather Nirmalya from more than 250 Ganesha Mandals spread across the municipal territory. The objectives of this program were to promote environmental sustainability and efficient garbage management. Approximately 1,500 tons of Nirmalya were collected during the immersion. Dedicated crews are cleaning up the Visarjan Ghats, and plans are in place to turn this garbage into agar batti and incense sticks.

 In addition, the Panvel Municipal Corporation honored followers who placed a high value on environmental preservation by submerging idols made of plaster of Paris and Shadu clay in the man-made lakes. In appreciation of their commitment to a greener Ganeshotsav, certificates were given out.

Municipal Commissioner Mangesh Chitale said, “This year’s immersion activities have set a benchmark for community participation and environmental stewardship, reflecting the city’s commitment to preserving cultural traditions while promoting sustainability.”

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Mumbai Traffic Blues, Good Bye! Travel Time To The Badlapur-Navi Mumbai Tunnel To Be Reduced To 20 Minutes

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The new tunnel that would link Badlapur and Navi Mumbai is expected to cut the journey time in half, to only 20 minutes. The tunnel connects Bendsheel village in Badlapur to Rayate in Kalyan Taluka as part of the Vadodara-JNPT expressway project. This would integrate Badlapur into a larger network that connects key towns like Navi Mumbai, Palghar, Gujarat, and Mumbai.

This four-lane, 22-meter-wide tunnel is an essential part of a bigger project that aims to guarantee the seamless flow of traffic between Vadodara and Mumbai. With the new road, the 550 km trip from JNPT Port in Mumbai to Vadodara, which currently takes 10–12 hours, would only take 4-5 hours.

Plastering has started on the tunnel, a significant project milestone that indicates how quickly the construction has progressed.

Additionally, the tunnel will be essential for facilitating speedier freight movement to the JNPT port, which will promote economic growth by facilitating access to the future Navi Mumbai Airport. Along the route, this can result in the development of warehouses and commercial centers, creating additional job possibilities for the surrounding towns.

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For Navi Mumbaikar’s, Ganeshotsav This Year Is More Greener

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This year, Ganeshotsav, a period marked by elaborate festivities and cultural displays, is also being used as a means of raising awareness of environmental issues. Encouraging the theme of “Eco-Idol to Save Environment,” households in Navi Mumbai are choosing biodegradable idols and integrating eco-friendly activities into their festival fun.

The creation and immersion of idols has changed significantly this year, making it a unique Ganeshotsav. Family eco-friendly Ganesha idols made of clay and other biodegradable materials are becoming more popular than plaster of paris (POP) idols, thanks to the efforts of Sri Bal Gangadhar Tilak to integrate ancient customs. This shift indicates a dedication to protecting nearby water bodies and an increasing understanding of environmental challenges.

Many homes are increasingly coordinating their activities with environmental considerations, while still adhering to the custom of doing Ganesh puja for one to ten days. The idols’ themes are as varied as the festivities themselves. While some homes are highlighting recent successes, like winning the World Cup, others are drawing attention to urgent societal challenges, like the recent Wayanad catastrophes.

In honor of winning the World Cup, Dr. Lokhande and his family at Mahavir Hospital in Koparkhairane have decided to celebrate with a clay statue of Ganesha dressed as a cricket player. Experienced idol builder Santosh Chaulkar has been hard at work creating more than a hundred clay idols especially for homes in the Koparkhairane node.

Big housing complexes like Nerul’s NRI Complex are acting together in addition to individual initiatives. It is suggested that locals retrieve the clay from submerged idols and give it back to the craftspeople in the area. By reusing the clay to construct new idols, this program seeks to establish a sustainable cycle that reduces waste and promotes ecological balance.

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