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18 things that are common in Women and Computers
Women are different from males in many ways, and when I compare a woman to a computer, I’m referring to this specific uniqueness or certain features. Please don’t take offence; it’s meant to make you laugh.
- A lady, like a computer, is more expensive than you anticipated.
- A lady resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you expected it will.
- After a while, you can’t imagine not having both your computers and your women.
- Computers are similar to women in that once you become attached to them and can’t live without them, you realise that one isn’t enough.
- Like some ladies, some computers serve a large number of people.
- If you know the right code, you can do wonders with both by softly using your fingers.
- They may turn off if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes.
- The person who runs her, like a computer, has more privileges than anyone else who is just operating her.
- When there are electrical short-circuits, they switch you off, and you can’t always get back to where you were before the short-circuit.
- They are usually available and receptive late at night, but it is much better when they are available and receptive early in the morning.
- Just when you think you’ve convinced them that they’ll do what you want, they go off and do something else.
- Just one thing you can say about their future is that they will behave in an unpredictable manner.
- Computers, like women, have a new model launched every year that is younger, more advanced and offers more features.
- A woman is similar to a computer in that you are content with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, you are certain that you want what they have.
- Women are similar to computers in that no matter how much you develop and invest in them, they only improve for a short period of time before returning to their former speed.
- Ladies are like computers in that a new application comes out every day promising to revolutionise your knowledge and usage of them, but after paying a lot of money, you learn that none of them operates better than the old one you had.
- Women are like computers in that you always want what others have and they want what you have, but you can’t switch, even if it’s just for a day.
- Women are similar to computers in that once you have them, you know they are the greatest. However, as the days pass, you begin to question why you were not provided with a replacement note.
Please note that this is not an article intended to diminish or diminish the importance of women in our society. The following is written solely for humour. These are purely for the sake of amusement.
The Anti-Human Trafficking Unit (AHTU) of Navi Mumbai Police arrested Jeorge Ocante DaSilva, a 35-year-old native of Guinea, on Monday for possessing 410 grams of cocaine, allegedly intended for illegal sale. Acting on a tip-off, API Alka Patil of the AHTU led a raid at RM Heights Building in Ulwe, where DaSilva was found in possession of the narcotics.
Around 2:30 p.m. on October 28, officers discovered 410 grams of cocaine, valued at approximately Rs 1,02,50,000, hidden in DaSilva’s bedroom. Authorities also seized a mobile phone, a black Tabata weighing scale, scissors, plastic packaging bags, and a sky bag, bringing the total seizure value to Rs 1,02,55,610.
An FIR was filed at Panvel City Police Station under Sections 8(a) and 21(a) of the Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances (NDPS) Act. Dasilva was presented in court and remanded to police custody until October 31, 2024. Investigations are ongoing, with the Crime Branch seeking potential accomplices and sources of the narcotics. Notably, Dasilva has a prior NDPS case registered at Nahar Police Station in Mumbai.
Navi Mumbai Police’s Major Drug Bust Uncovered.
The Bust
In a significant anti-narcotics operation, Navi Mumbai Police arrested 20 Nigerian nationals, including both men and women, during an alleged drug party in Kharghar. The raid was conducted late Monday night by the Anti-Narcotics Cell, assisted by police inspectors, constables, anti-riot personnel, and forensic experts.
The police team acted on a tip-off and targeted two eateries suspected of hosting the gathering. The operation resulted in the seizure of 107 grams of Mephedrone, an illegal drug, with a street value of approximately ₹26.77 lakh, along with a quantity of liquor.
The detained individuals are undergoing judicial proceedings under various legal provisions. Authorities emphasized their commitment to curbing drug-related activities and urged the public to remain vigilant. This operation underscores the Navi Mumbai Police’s ongoing efforts to combat narcotics and maintain public safety in the region.
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Police have initiated an investigation against four individuals for allegedly defrauding a 33-year-old woman from CBD Belapur of Rs12 lakh. The incident occurred between October 23 and 25, and a case was registered on October 27, according to an official.
The accused reportedly contacted the victim multiple times, impersonating officials from the Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI). They falsely accused her of involvement in serious offenses, including money laundering, human trafficking, illegal advertisements, and public harassment.
Claiming to help her “end these hassles,” the fraudsters demanded Rs12.35 lakh, which the woman, believing the threats to be real, transferred as instructed. However, after the payment, she could no longer contact them and realized she had been deceived.
Following her complaint, police filed charges under Bharatiya Nyaya Sanhita sections 204 (personating a public servant), 318(4) (cheating), 319(2) (cheating by personation), and 3(5) (common intention). The police are now actively investigating the case and urging citizens to remain vigilant against such impersonation scams.
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