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18 things that are common in Women and Computers
Women are different from males in many ways, and when I compare a woman to a computer, I’m referring to this specific uniqueness or certain features. Please don’t take offence; it’s meant to make you laugh.
- A lady, like a computer, is more expensive than you anticipated.
- A lady resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you expected it will.
- After a while, you can’t imagine not having both your computers and your women.
- Computers are similar to women in that once you become attached to them and can’t live without them, you realise that one isn’t enough.
- Like some ladies, some computers serve a large number of people.
- If you know the right code, you can do wonders with both by softly using your fingers.
- They may turn off if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes.
- The person who runs her, like a computer, has more privileges than anyone else who is just operating her.
- When there are electrical short-circuits, they switch you off, and you can’t always get back to where you were before the short-circuit.
- They are usually available and receptive late at night, but it is much better when they are available and receptive early in the morning.
- Just when you think you’ve convinced them that they’ll do what you want, they go off and do something else.
- Just one thing you can say about their future is that they will behave in an unpredictable manner.
- Computers, like women, have a new model launched every year that is younger, more advanced and offers more features.
- A woman is similar to a computer in that you are content with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, you are certain that you want what they have.
- Women are similar to computers in that no matter how much you develop and invest in them, they only improve for a short period of time before returning to their former speed.
- Ladies are like computers in that a new application comes out every day promising to revolutionise your knowledge and usage of them, but after paying a lot of money, you learn that none of them operates better than the old one you had.
- Women are like computers in that you always want what others have and they want what you have, but you can’t switch, even if it’s just for a day.
- Women are similar to computers in that once you have them, you know they are the greatest. However, as the days pass, you begin to question why you were not provided with a replacement note.
Please note that this is not an article intended to diminish or diminish the importance of women in our society. The following is written solely for humour. These are purely for the sake of amusement.
A snapped crane wire triggers a fatal fall on-site, prompting police charges against engineers and operators.
The Tragic Incident
A routine workday turned into a devastating tragedy at a high-rise construction site in Airoli Sector 20, where two workers lost their lives following a catastrophic equipment failure.
The deceased have been identified as 41-year-old Bobby Roy from Bihar and 34-year-old Rahul Mishra from Uttar Pradesh. Both men were working on the ground floor when a heavy steel beam being lifted by a tower crane toward the sixth floor suddenly plummeted toward them after a crane wire rope snapped under heavy tension. The sheer impact left both workers with fatal injuries before help could arrive.
Subsequent investigations and CCTV footage revealed glaring safety lapses at the site. Authorities noted that the management failed to enforce basic safety protocols: no barricades were set up around the dangerous lifting zone, and workers were permitted to stand directly underneath heavy overhead loads.
Following the incident, Rabale Police filed a formal case against the crane operator, site supervisor, and site management authorities. Charges have been brought under laws governing death by negligence. As legal notices are served to those responsible, the tragic event serves as a stark reminder of the human cost paid when workplace safety takes a back seat to progress.
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The Robbery
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At around 2:30 AM, while Shevanti was sleeping alone, the intruders made their way inside by quietly removing roof tiles and climbing through the kitchen. Woken by suspicious noises, Shevanti attempted to call for help. However, the men quickly cornered her, brandishing a knife and threatening to take her life if she made a sound.
Terrified and forced into silence, Shevanti could only watch as the group ransacked her home. The robbers grabbed five tolas of gold jewellery along with Rs 2 lakh in cash before disappearing into the dark.
The incident has left the local community shaken, raising fresh concerns over nighttime security in the area.
Ulwe Police and Crime Branch teams have registered a case under relevant sections of the Bharatiya Nyaya Sanhita (BNS). Investigators are actively analyzing nearby CCTV footage and technical evidence to identify the suspects and trace their escape route.
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The Accident
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Around 7:15 PM, Raj was riding his TVS Scooty toward Thane with Shivmurat seated behind him. Near the drain below Khairane Bridge in Pawane MIDC, a speeding vehicle slammed into their scooter from behind. The severe impact threw both men onto the road, leaving them critically injured.
Instead of stopping to help or calling for emergency services, the driver sped away from the scene. Passersby helped rush both men to a nearby municipal hospital, but tragically, doctors declared them dead on arrival.
The sudden loss of two family members has left the local community in deep shock and grief. Turbhe Police have launched an investigation to trace the unidentified vehicle and driver. A case has been registered under relevant sections of the Bharatiya Nyaya Sanhita (BNS) and the Motor Vehicles Act for rash and negligent driving causing death. Officials are reviewing CCTV footage and appealing to anyone who witnessed the accident to step forward with information.
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