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18 things that are common in Women and Computers

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Women are different from males in many ways, and when I compare a woman to a computer, I’m referring to this specific uniqueness or certain features. Please don’t take offence; it’s meant to make you laugh.

  • A lady, like a computer, is more expensive than you anticipated.
  • A lady resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you expected it will.
  • After a while, you can’t imagine not having both your computers and your women.
  • Computers are similar to women in that once you become attached to them and can’t live without them, you realise that one isn’t enough.
  • Like some ladies, some computers serve a large number of people.
  • If you know the right code, you can do wonders with both by softly using your fingers.
  • They may turn off if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes.
  • The person who runs her, like a computer, has more privileges than anyone else who is just operating her.
  • When there are electrical short-circuits, they switch you off, and you can’t always get back to where you were before the short-circuit.
  • They are usually available and receptive late at night, but it is much better when they are available and receptive early in the morning.
  • Just when you think you’ve convinced them that they’ll do what you want, they go off and do something else.
  • Just one thing you can say about their future is that they will behave in an unpredictable manner.
  • Computers, like women, have a new model launched every year that is younger, more advanced and offers more features.
  • A woman is similar to a computer in that you are content with what you have, but when you see what your friends have, you are certain that you want what they have.
  • Women are similar to computers in that no matter how much you develop and invest in them, they only improve for a short period of time before returning to their former speed.
  • Ladies are like computers in that a new application comes out every day promising to revolutionise your knowledge and usage of them, but after paying a lot of money, you learn that none of them operates better than the old one you had.
  • Women are like computers in that you always want what others have and they want what you have, but you can’t switch, even if it’s just for a day.
  • Women are similar to computers in that once you have them, you know they are the greatest. However, as the days pass, you begin to question why you were not provided with a replacement note.

 

Please note that this is not an article intended to diminish or diminish the importance of women in our society. The following is written solely for humour. These are purely for the sake of amusement.

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